Warriorlesbian, I have a feirce and mighty crush on a girl, and she does combat fencing so she is a true warrior. I cannot hope to best anyone in armed combat, how do I impress her?
Plant a row of violets in your yard or indoor garden. Tend to them with love and care. Whisper to them. Tell them your dreams and everything you love about being alive. When they bloom apologize before picking them out of the soil, and thank them for all they’ve done. Present them to your beloved in a nice arrangement, she’ll surely be impressed.